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King Tiger Upgrade Kit: Metal Tow Cables & Gun Cleaners! Real Steel Details!
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King Tiger: Metal Hatch Upgrade for Your 1/16 Scale Beast! Get it Now!
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King Tiger's Secret: Metal Escape Hatch Unleashed. 1/16 Scale Action. Get Yours Now!
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King Tiger Metal Beast Unleashed! 1/16 Scale with LED Machine Gun. Get Yours!
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King Tiger's Glow Up: 1/16 Metal Headlights with LEDs for Ultimate RC Tank Realism!
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Mato Panzer III: Upgrade Your Ride! Metal Sprockets & Optional Caps! German Tank Ready?
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King Tiger's Metal Front: Unleash the Beast! 1/16 Scale, Functional Hatches. Get Yours Now!
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King Tiger's Little Helpers: 1/16 Scale Metal Tow Cables for Your Tank!
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King Tiger Upgrade: Metal Hubs for Your 1/16 Tank! Get Ready to Roll!
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King Tiger: Metal Exhaust Roar! 1/16 Scale Beast! Ready to Rumble!
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